Author(s): Kate Moore

Humour

SIR - I feel very privileged to have received a letter from the Prime Minister. I Just hope that he did not lick the envelope. SIR - Many thanks for your feature on male grooming. I regret however that the paper arrived about 30 minutes after my wife had already taken action unilaterally. SIR - I've just heard Mr Johnson say that we need to keep the "reproduction rate" down. Pot, kettle black? Book jacket.