Author(s): Grant Dyson

Pets

'Listen up, all you toms and tabbies. I'm Bean the Tonkinese, a pretty smart cat, if I do say so myself. In my time roaming the neighbourhood I've learnt a fair bit about humans (you know, those odd hairless two-legged species that consider themselves our owners?). I figured it was about time I shared some of that wisdom with all of you . . .'